demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn…aight…rude ass bitch…i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money…
me: shit man, you can stay but don’t be spinning my head like an owl and shit

Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:

-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Vulcan mind meld

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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