Guy: Wow you know video games? Wanna come round mine so I can teach you how to play skyrim 😉 me: ok but im already a level 41 so your assistance isn’t necessary
demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn…aight…rude ass bitch…i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money…
me: shit man, you can stay but don’t be spinning my head like an owl and shit