You know you fucked up when you punch someone dead in the face with all your strength and this is how they look at you.
Tag: heh
inquisitor: *jumps*
hero of ferelden & hawke: woah how did you do that
When you’re excited about something your friend thinks is weird
fma + text posts
Keanu Reeves is a vampire.
thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
He’s a motherfucking vampire
His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530
I totally believe this to be true.
when life gives you crappy pencil erasers.
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SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO
‘but why did you romance that character so many times-’
My animated poster for the Don’t Starve Together Frontier Pack.
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