me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

br00taldan:

Relationship aesthetic goals

goes up to a couple: “so which one of you is the clefable and which one of you is the gengar”

gaelissfelin:

ghostkid:

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

i have some wonderful news for you

Me: *looking at friends OC* Woooah! WHat? Such a beautiful creature. Look at those emotions! THAT BACKSTORY! What an angel. What a babe. I love them as my own child and I want only the best for them.
Me: *looking at my OCS* his name is fuckface mcloserbutt and he is a sad man who i torment he lives in the trash

If you lost me in a crowd, what “offensive” thing could you yell that’d be GUARANTEED to track me down? :P

slam:

When you got a baptism at 11 but you’re hoopin at noon

youramatus:

This game is amazing.

charlesoberonn:

grass-skirt:

Gem Pokemon Info Cards, containing species, type, nature, ability, moves, and base stats.

BONUS:

(Full size)

Fucking destiny bond for Lapis are you fucking kidding me

vann-haal:

the-goddamazon:

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

“I can’t,” the immortal says.

“Why not?” the lover asks.

“I’m already sharing my power.”

“With who?”

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

COLD BLOODED

I FUCKING LOST IT