cloudcuckoolander527:

mythicfictionist:

skyrim: protagonist duels ten dragons naked on a mountaintop with nothing but a stick and sheer force of anger

dragon age inquisition: protagonist crawls through the fire-scorched mud of the battlefield, both legs broken and third degree burns over their bleeding body, slowly and weakly trying to reach the corpses of their travelling companions in the hopes of breathing some life back into them while the dragon bemoans that one of them scuffed a scale on its leg

This is mostly true… unless your name is Cassandra Allegra Filomena Portia Pentaghast. In which case you kill that dragon in about 2.5 hits and then make your trademark disgusted noise at the rest of your party for being little bitches.