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serana dood i did on my phone because work is 🅱️oring

I fucking hate Dwarven ruins in Skryim…

it’s like

I need you to recover this extremely valuable artifact for me

it’s in the ruins of BZNKYTHSDFTTTTHH

zackthelion:

Skyrim guard: wait…I know you

Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch

legiitkhajiit:

I just want to say that this was from the Nintendo Switch version. You know, the 473805724289th release of this game. And this shit still happens.

wepon:

andauril:

jkemosabe:

stormethecat:

red-king-4:

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Headcanon:

Baby Khajit are often mistaken for kittens and small cats, so they would accidentally be adopted by loving humans, who soon freak out when the cat fucking talks back.

SO…

‘who ish the cutesht of them all??’

‘I am’

Now that would be a story for the ages.

Fun fact: Every form of feline in the Elder Scrolls series is actually a breed of Khajiit. Apparently what form of Khajiit you’re born as is defined by the cycle of the moons

OMG WHERE DID THIS CHART COME FROM ITS GREAT I LOVE IT

Well, not EVERY feline, there are cats who are genuiely cats. However, some khajiit really do resemble housecats. Other resemble tigers. And others resemble mer (bosmer, more specifically.)

TLDR: I love khajiits.

#what the fuck does this mean like your family can be like furry parents and then you’ve got a catgirl sibling and youre just a fucking tiger (x)

imagine being the oldest child but you’re a fucking housecat

cosmic-goblin:

Skyrim: While exploring you find yourself standing next to a circle of burnt ground with a burnt corpse in the middle and a spell tomb of fire cloak next to them, indicating this person had tried the spell and accidently burned themself alive. An entire story just waiting for you to notice.

Fallout 4: Here’s a fucking teddy bear in a toilet with sunglasses and a pack of smokes. Fuck you.

grawly:

grawly:

first playthrough of skyrim on the switch and im already getting that Bethesda Experience™

So glad to see the port is faithful

theminttu:

Ashlanders putting up a Hackle-Lo leaf harvest to dry.

turns out that dunmer being domestic is still the go-to feelgood art insp for me :’)

thepleasuregoblin:

You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed