monsters – Page 5 – AllHailMephlis' Blog

mediocre-latinist:

jasonalanclark:

emiibarazakis:

skrulls:

taejira:

pickmanslovelymodel:

also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group

…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough

vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”

vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.

vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.

Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!

My eyes are bleeding

linkfrompennysylvania:

im always a slut for B I G B U R L Y W E R E W O L F M E N

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

sharkmomo:

Ok but do any of you remember the batman’s version of dracula

I had a crush on him and now it’s coming back.

breebird33:

jellymonstergirl-deactivated201:

What We Do in the Shadows

deerstroyer:

somehow the beckon for “bloodthirsty vampires” got lost on it’s way to my b rain and somehow turned into fucking awkward vampires alright

this is sergei, he was something like 16-17 when he got turned and now he’s eternally a little to thin for his limbs and his voice cracks and has to deal with vampire acne. this poor child

chassdraws:

warmup/random character I semi based on a monster generator prompt

Small angry bat demon fellow who feeds on fear. However, despite his grumpiness, he rarely generates fear: he hops into nightmares and negative feelings and feeds on that instead

He’s strong and bitey tho so don’t underestimate

scott-gwynn:

I love October.

its-konkey-dong:

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

breebird33

kisskicker:

Found this here sketch of a wurrwulf hiding in my art folder. Since I will probably never go back and finish it, please enjoy him now in all of his scrubbly glory.