writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

randomslasher:

what-even-is-thiss:

I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.

#goals

Honestly yeah

poinko:

ladyoriza:

trilllizard666:

diamonddonator:

panphanwithaplan:

in-to–deep:

thatguysleepinginthecorner:

babedur:

randamhajile:

hey did you guys know you can objectively calculate how good at sex every single fallout character is thanks to fallout 2

Here’s a spreadsheet where you can use the formula. Help Us Make A Database.

As it it stands for Fallout 4 companions from worst to best

Curie (Miss Nanny)- 4 so below average

Curie (Synth)- 4.12 because apparently getting a body can only help so much

Porter Gage- 5.13 You need to brush your damn teeth and take a bath

Robert Joseph MacCready- 5.51 Rotting teeth subtract points I suppose.

Cait- 7.15 Your girl is good in bed.

Old Longfellow- 7.15 Heavy drinking seems to give you the same results no matter what age or gender you are.

Codsworth- 7.63 AT YOUR SERVICE.

Strong- 7.72 Uh….. hmmmmmm…. I don’t really have words the big man can swing.

Danse- 7.9  ………..Ad Victoriam……….

Nick Valentine- 7.9    Apparently synths got it going on.

X6-88- 8.01   I guess they were made to be better than huma- OH WAIT

Preston Garvey- 8.15  How’s it going, babe?

Deacon- 8.15 And we’ll never actually be able to prove it.

Hancock- 8.4 I dunno what I was expecting.

Piper Wright- 8.65   Damn Girl… the closest thing to a sex god this game has to offer.

Extra:

Liberty Prime- 9   LIBERTY PRIME FULL SYSTEM ANALYSIS SYSTEMS NOMINAL WEAPONS HOT….

I just thought everyone would like to see this

Adding to this, with the Fallout: New Vegas characters, in no particular order-

Arcade: solid 5.5

Craig Boone: 3.5

ED-E: 5.38

Lily: 6.88

Veronica: 4.75

Raul: 3.76

Cass: 4.62

Rex: 5.76

No one in New Vegas but Grandma Lily can fuck good it’s official

that’s why there’s no romances in Fallout New Vegas

@foundcarcosa

i finally found out a % i can speedrun 

glumshoe:

mildlyartisticsuperdetective:

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

My body is shaking with a deep and profound envy. This is the single greatest garment to ever grace my eyes.