Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
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1st time listening to Sonic music: oh gosh these lyrics are terrible but the instrumental parts are amazing.
2nd time: Hahaha “open your heart and it will be alriiiight” hahaha that’s so silly it’s fun to sing tho
3rd time: *tears Legit streaming down face* BORN ON AN ISLAND IN THE HEEEEeeeEEEAVEEEENS
THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS *genuine sobs* FLOWS INSIIIDE MEEEeeeeEeEEEEeeeEEEEEE
“what did u do all day?”
just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you
Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
Me: Are you sure you’re ready for this kind of conversation
cause of death:
all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’
- nerd loser
- utter dork
- sweet precious baby
- trASH BAG FROM HELL
there’s nothing more disappointing than falling in love with someone’s work and then finding out that the creator is a complete douchebag
When people say you’re obsessed with a thing that makes you happy
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
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