Tag: what….

zodics according to zodiac posts

aries: rude but affectionate, most likely the mom of the group
taurus: giant nerd, eats a lot and is emotionally inept
gemini: either the most precious person you know or literally satan, extremely moody
cancer: crying at every possible moment
leo: precious and probably flawless, and attention seeking
virgo: distant from everyone emotionally and is always complaining
libra: spastic and probably actually a 5 year old
scorpio: EVIL, most likely S A T A N
sagittarius: pretends to be sweet but is actually an asshole, or is actually sweet but pretends to be an asshole
capricorn: an enigma wrapped in a mystery
aquarius: asshole
pisces: really sweet and loves everyone but is rly freaking weird

thecheshirekitteh:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

same

the signs in highschool

aries: the one who always gets benched for fouls in sports
taurus: the hottest person in school but they have no friends
gemini: hate their best friends, obsess over grades
cancer: the shy one but they cried one time in the halls
leo: they hate school but get average grades, only go to socialize
virgo: the one who u probably picked on constantly
libra: the one who tries too hard when they don’t need to
scorpio: kinda hates everyone but loves the teachers
sagittarius: the one who would make themselves sick to leave school
capricorn: the one who you ask how to spell a word
aquarius: the weird one that everyone’s had a crush on
pisces: the one who tried rly hard not to be noticed