Tag: the misfits

For the Dating OC’s thing: Onyx & Lucas & Ashely

Onyx: 

PRO:

-He’s a heating blanket so ya never get cold if ya snuggle up to him

-He can and will protect you if you need it

-Knows a lot of languages so he could teach you

CONS:

-Is like, almost seven feet tall he can’t fit anywhere without being uncomfortable

-HOGS ALL THE BLANKETS

-has razor sharp teeth so don’t kiss him please PLEASE

Lucas:

PRO:

-IS AN ABSOLUTE GENTLEMAN

-will listen even if he doesn’t look like he will

-will make sure you’re not in any danger and’ll protect ya

CONS:

-is a huge bed and blanket hogger

-may accidentally sprain or break something if he hugs you too hard

-will eat all your food

Ashley:

PRO: 

-will hug you at all times she loves hugs

-she’ll give ya space if you need it she doesn’t care

-will try to cheer you up with funny junk on youtube or cook you something

CONS:

-she can’t talk at all and will get irritated about that often

-will steal all the pillows and blankets

-and she will not share them you gotta go get your own

Yvonne

-chews with her mouth open a lot

-there are clothes all over her floor and SHE REFUSES TO CLEAN HER ROOM

-will have the shadow hands to scare people simply because she wants to see their terrified faces

-never does her homework and has to rely on Abraham and Ashley to do all the work AND NEVER THANKS THEM

-every halloween she puts ‘spooky scary skeletons’ on full blast EVERY HALLOWEEN so loud Amos can hear it from his house

-has asked Ashley on multiple occasions to draw things well beyond her limits(like a life size t-rex as A PET)

-she makes everyone DREAD APRIL FIRST

Lucas!

-he will take your food he does not care

-will sneeze loudly on purpose 

-will make so that you never know if he’s being sarcastic or serious

-keeps everyone up when he shifts on the full moon cause he HOWLS AND BARKS ALL NIGHT and makes all the dogs in the city bark it’s just awful

Your fave is problematic? Agnas. XD

-SHE CAN’T COOK but SHE STILL TRIES ANYWAY and has gotten sick because of it

-stubborn as hell and has gotten in serious trouble because of it

-has burned(literally) through multiple sets of clothes how she still keeps clothes in her closet is beyond anyone’s comprehension

-INTERRUPTS EVERYONE

-forgets to lock the door a lot so others gotta do it

-just forgets all etiquette and manners once she’s in hellhound form never uses utensils just digs into all her food with her hands like a damn animal

-has destroyed at least two police cruisers but blames it on other people cause she can’t let anyone know SHE SET THEM ON FIRE ON ACCIDENT 

-never covers her mouth like ever. EVER

Yvonne: All of them. >:)

  1. Pancakes or waffles?
  2. Cereal with milk or cereal without milk?
  3. Comedy or tragedy?
  4. Sleep in goofy pajamas or nude?
  5. Camping or hotel?
  6. Sweet or sour candy?
  7. Walking or biking?
  8. Fire abilities or ice abilities?
  9. Wooden pencil or mechanical pencil?
  10. Hats or no hats?
  11. Modest clothing or flashy clothing?
  12. Finger-snapping or whistling?
  13. Long hikes or long car rides?
  14. Long car rides or travel by plane?
  15. Stormy night or sunny day?
  16. Summer or winter?
  17. Game night with their family or movie night with their friends?
  18. Chewy candy or hard candy?
  19. Band or football?
  20. Lucid dreaming or never having to sleep

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(you didn’t specify a certain person or thing so I’ll just have to think of one for agnas I guess)

Agnas enjoys watching bad horror movies by herself because if anyone else was with her she’d be too embarrassed to recommend one to watch.