Skyrim Monopoly Releases March 2017 – TechRaptor

>be me

>playing Skyrim Monopoly with my friends

>opens up the box and takes out pieces

>all of the game pieces are stuck T-posing; even the non-humanoid pieces

>game board texture is missing

>one of the rules states that one player must ask the previous one if they’ve been to the Cloud District recently

>roll the dice

>it just stops right before it hits the board and begins violently vibrating and clipping through my table before launching out of my window and killing my neighbor across the street

>charged with reckless manslaughter and must serve 10 years without parole

betterbemeta:

party game: play Skyrim and replace every time someone says “Talos” with “Daddy”

lamortnymord:

I love in Skyrim when you’re going up to High Hrothgar for the first time and that one pilgrim’s like “watch out for wolves along this path” like thanks for warning me about the frost troll that is literally right around the corner friend

sunderlorn:

hiddenskyrim:

concept art

Always reblog the late great Adam Adamowicz’s concept art. His architecture in particular wrecks me.

kynarreth:

parthurnaax:

that general tullius though

light-of-aether:

welcome to the elder scrolls V skyrim where you can be a man cat werewolf nightingale dragon but you still can’t stack 2 cheese wheels properly in your own damn house without them flying through the walls leaving destruction in their wake

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‘Dovahkiin! Dovahkiin! naal ok zin los vahriin….’

Skyrim Monopoly Releases March 2017 – TechRaptor