Solitude Guard: Hey, I know you! Hail Sithis!
Me: BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP

reasons to play skyrim:

interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)

you can kill things by yelling at them

you can punch bears

you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket

there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

doubleleaf:

thing you see in a bad stealth game.

aceeq-modding:

What if Skyrim was a desert?

Don’t know jet if I will release this mod, it is based on my climate overhauls – tropical edition and turns nearly all parts of skyrim into a desert, except fall forest (turned into tropical rain forest) and reach region.

nexter-the-second:

Sometimes I feel sad but then I remember that baby Kahjiits probably look like this

and then I feel better.

propioception:

I’M COMING FOR YOU

“I can go no further. You alone must stand against the Prince of Destruction and his mortal servants. He must not have the Amulet of Kings!

Take the Amulet. Give it to Jauffre. He alone knows where to find my last son.

Find him, and close shut the jaws of Oblivion.”
– Emperor Uriel Septim VII

cloudruler:

Oblivion Gate Adventures with the twins.

Heros of Cyrodiil everyone (based on this)