I fucking hate Dwarven ruins in Skryim…
it’s like
I need you to recover this extremely valuable artifact for me
it’s in the ruins of BZNKYTHSDFTTTTHH
Tag: skyrim
Skyrim guard: wait…I know you
Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch
I just want to say that this was from the Nintendo Switch version. You know, the 473805724289th release of this game. And this shit still happens.
You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed
vilkas: I deeply regret this but I cannot go any further on this quest as the loss of kodlack has driven me mad with grief and vengeance. such emotions should not taint a holy place like this
farkas: spiders? bitch bye





