skyrim – Page 2 – AllHailMephlis' Blog

matadorphilip:

I fucking hate Dwarven ruins in Skryim…

it’s like

I need you to recover this extremely valuable artifact for me

it’s in the ruins of BZNKYTHSDFTTTTHH

zackthelion:

Skyrim guard: wait…I know you

Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch

legiitkhajiit:

I just want to say that this was from the Nintendo Switch version. You know, the 473805724289th release of this game. And this shit still happens.

grawly:

grawly:

first playthrough of skyrim on the switch and im already getting that Bethesda Experience™

So glad to see the port is faithful

thepleasuregoblin:

You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed

astolove:

vilkas: I deeply regret this but I cannot go any further on this quest as the loss of kodlack has driven me mad with grief and vengeance. such emotions should not taint a holy place like this

farkas: spiders? bitch bye

systlin:

gottalovesteak:

can you tell im a little angry

This gave me flashbacks

fuck u snow monkey