I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
Skyrim: While exploring you find yourself standing next to a circle of burnt ground with a burnt corpse in the middle and a spell tomb of fire cloak next to them, indicating this person had tried the spell and accidently burned themself alive. An entire story just waiting for you to notice.
Fallout 4: Here’s a fucking teddy bear in a toilet with sunglasses and a pack of smokes. Fuck you.