Me as a cop:

Staying safe, I hope?

Bit late to be wandering around, isn’t it?

No lollygaggin’

Trouble?

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

All right now, everyone back away. Let the law handle this.

Everything all right?

Whoa whoa whoa, watch the magic.

Wait, I know you…

Try to hide it all you want, I know you’re in the Thieves Guild, and so do the other guards.

deliciouspineapple:

rinjirenee:

justbrevity:

Thor de France

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

touwata:

replaying dao while seein tweets about da/b99 crossovers isnt good

mckrak3n:

Lord O’Donovan, bless me with the rippedness to deal with these scrublords.

evil knight fucker: this hell armor of mine has been enchanted to reflect any blade, arrow, mace!
dwarf who just invented the gun: what about a gun
evil knight fucker: the fuck’s a gun

momfricker:

with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect

420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

howab0utn0:

“nobody fucking helps me in this house”