hawkeabelas:

things dwarves from orzammar would find strange or scary about the surface:

• rain
• snow
• most of the weather would be just fucking terrifying
• the concept of a sunburn. the sun can literally burn and blister your skin. 
• birds. what are birds. how the fUCK do they stay up there in the sky and then come BACK. how are they not floating away forever.
• how loud it is at night. so many things would chirp and hoot and just plain scream how do you people sleep at all.
• the fact that there’s so much space from one human city to another, or that people are so spread out in general
• the fact that humans and elves won’t quit talking down to them like just because you’re taller does not mean you have to crouch that is so rUDE
• bees