laskulls:

i keep imagining if the warden had hung around the inquisitor for DAI, and im just…that would have been such a different story, wouldn’t it

inquisitor: *nails some planks to a cave entrance* that should hold the darkspawn, right?

warden: *trying not to die laughing* aw sweetheart, that’s very generous and cute of you, but no

inquisitor: i fought a bear today and lived

warden: bears are cool but have u fought trees

inquisitor: i only have 1000 gold how will i afford roses for cassandra

warden: sometimes i had to sell my eyelashes for bread

inquisitor: what if i run out of health potions in this fight

warden: play dead. they’ll never know

inquisitor: i wish i had more privacy in my own castle

warden: have u ever been attacked by shrieks while ur naked in camp

inquisitor: ugh these nobles are yelling at me what do i do

warden: …..just. kill them?