claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

kravitzz:

Hello folks! It’s almost been two years since I started up this blog, so I figured I’d do a giveaway to celebrate! 

This giveaway will end October 27th, 2018.

PRIZES:

  1. Any set of dice from https://www.krakendice.com/ under $15
  2. Any dice box from https://www.etsy.com/shop/EldritchArtsUS?ref=l2-shopheader-name
RULES:
  1. If you’re under 18, please make sure your parents are okay with you giving out your address!
  2. You must be following this blog, new followers are okay!
  3. Likes and reblogs will be counted as separate entries.
  4. International shipping is fine, but may take a bit longer for the prizes to get sent out.
  5. No giveaway blogs.
I’ll randomly select a winner on October 28th. If they don’t respond within 24 hours of me contacting them, I’ll be selecting another winner.

Thank you all for the crazy amount of support you’ve given this blog! Good luck guys!