Kravitz, slowly cracking open the door to Julia’s cottage: Hey, just came to check see if you’re ready to join the rest of the souls yet?
Julia, holding a shotgun directly pointed at the door, surrounded by two large, growling dogs: …
Kravitz, slowly backing out: Okay, okay, cool cool coolcoolcool, no problem cool
the second poster from my fake vintage ad for monsters serie after 84 years
because it’s hard not to hit an artery when you’re hungry
More vintage ad by monsters, for monsters:
vampire
reblog this if griffin mcelroy made you cried the happiest tears youve ever cried in your entire life
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:
Off-road got a whole new meaning
ok first of all what the fuck
Big Mood
Lmao, I’m so mad, I did this for a Halloween costume in college
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