tumblr needs a Raul appreciation post because his remarks are priceless
“Not to worry, boss. I’m sure killing the boss of one of the Families will in no way lead to savage, bloody reprisals against you and your loved ones.”
“Don’t worry boss, I’m sure Caesar just wants to invite you over for coffee or something. That’s all.“
“I’m glad you decided to off one of the most powerful men in the Mojave. Life was getting boring anyways. Really.”
“Yeah, Caesar, let’s give you brain surgery in a tent. That can’t possibly go wrong.“
“Caesar’s death reminds me of an old saying. I can’t quite remember it now, something like ‘sic semper tyrannosaurus.’”
“I’m sure pissing off a ruthless warlord with a tribe of fanatically-devoted warriors was a good move. How could it not be? It was your idea.”
{Pity} “Those poor NCR soldiers… now where will they get their hookers and gambling?”
“Well, the President’s dead, but don’t worry. History has shown that that
sort of thing almost never leads to massive destabilizations or world
wars.”
“All that talk about the power of friendship,” the antagonist murmured, as they circled the protagonist. “And it never even occurred to you that perhaps your enemies might have friends too, did it? How arrogant a thing, you are…”
hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month
feel free to rb this as much as you want! just because it’s tagged with “personal” doesn’t mean you shouldn’t tell your followers this too. let people know you have a safe blog!
me: *starts screaming*
somebody: whoa there buddy whats that all about?
me: sorry i just remembered my whole entire life
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