
I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year

i love hearing what people *almost* got named.
my mom almost named me Sheila.
I was going to be named Amelia :’)
I was almost named Gwendolwyn, solely because my grandmother couldn’t pronounce the letter W and my parents thought it would be funny to hear her say “Gvendolvyn”
giving gifts in real life: uhhhhhhh here’s a coupon for some canned pineapple
giving gifts in stardew valley:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
evidence that I actually live in a video game
- I always wear the same clothing
- idle animation
- awkward dialog
- sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
- yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
- I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once.
- sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again
- if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones