bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

dontstopfangirling:

writing-prompt-s:

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

He’s bummed to see that, months after the temple is finished, the only thing that inhabits it is a feral cat.

It isn’t until a storm that destroyed all of his neighbours crops leaves his untouched that he realizes he is actually housing Egyptian goddess Bastet.