me in the movie theater when the 2019 sonic movie comes out
I’m not heartless but I am emotionally unattached to many things. Either I’m nonchalant or truly passionate, there is no between.
when you’re on watch and roll low perception and the DM starts rolling a bunch of dice
There is literally no joke a human could make that would be as funny as this dog’s expression
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
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