weirbeast:

weirbeast:

i think so much about how the sole survivor has the pre-war context to know that nuka cola is not supposed to be flat. they also know what pre-war food tasted like 200 years ago and not irradiated. the absolute fucking reckoning when they finally sit down after vault 111 to have a snack and a drink and realize theyre tasting a box of dandy boy apples thats been in a desk drawer for 200 years and an equally old flat nuka cola and they know the difference 

sturges or whoever: hey thanks for your help, wanna sit down and have a snack?

sole survivor: oh awesome you still have my favorite soda and candied apples 

sole survivor 30 seconds later: 

kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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