Me: Time to get shit done
My head: Head machine broke
Me: understandable, have a nice day
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Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!
Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding
Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now
Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!
My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?
me: there’s a sad girl in my coffee
barista: that’s your reflection
me: 😦barista: 😦
I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
Why
This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.
holy shit
Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!
Or throw flour on it to smother it.
/quick safety announcement
NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.
YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.
Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.
The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.
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